Jeremy Clarkson reveals how problems at 'Diddly Squat' farm left him on the verge of selling up

2 October 2023, 17:15

Jeremy Clarkson's barley, durum wheat, and lion's mane mushroom crops all failed to pass food checks this year.
Jeremy Clarkson's barley, durum wheat, and lion's mane mushroom crops all failed to pass food checks this year. Picture: Alamy

By Ana Truesdale

TV star Jeremy Clarkson has said he was on the verge of selling his Diddly Squat farm following bad weather and a crop "disaster".

Listen to this article

Loading audio...

Diddly Squat farm made just £144 in its first year of farming and Clarkson's Farm viewers have seen the presenter's struggles with the council over building rows.

Filmed in the Cotswolds, the second series was the most popular original show on Amazon in the UK this year.

Amazon Original series 'Clarkson's Farm' takes place on Diddly Squat farm in the Cotswolds, run by the Clarkson family.
Amazon Original series 'Clarkson's Farm' takes place on Diddly Squat farm in the Cotswolds, run by the Clarkson family. Picture: Alamy

An uncommonly rainy summer doomed his crops, and inflation at the hands of the war in Ukraine meant his production costs rocketed.

Normally spending £40,000 on seeds, fertilisers, and sprays, he instead had to fork over £110,000 this year.

Reflecting on his time as a farmer, he wrote in his Sunday Times column: “My first year of farming I made a profit of £114. That will look like a dream result when I get the figures for this year.”

Read more: Jeremy Clarkson submits plans to extend Diddly Squat Farm with a mobile food vending unit and picnic tables

Read more: ‘If you want to ruin farmers go to the supermarket!’: Jeremy Clarkson hits back at farm critic after making bold joke

Attempting to bring in more money, he started growing Lion’s Mane mushrooms to sell to “thin, rich women”. It failed at a food-checking facility.

All the setbacks forced Jeremy Clarkson to seriously consider ending his journey as a farmer: “So I’ve tried farming conventionally and it didn’t work. I’ve tried diversifying and that hasn’t really worked either.

“And I’ve tried with sheep and pigs and cows and that has been a bit of a disaster as well. So I arrived at a crossroads. And was not sure which way to turn.”

In part, he decided to plough on because the Oxfordshire farm, worth up to £13million, could be passed on tax-free to his kids.

Series regular Charlie Ireland, nicknamed ‘Cheerful Charlie’, has already bought all the fertiliser for the next nine months.

So, according to Jeremy Clarkson, “The farming circle has begun all over again.”